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it's time to get down to the rhythm of your Saturday nights

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you're watching Love Island unseen bits

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the only place for exclusive Love Island bangers

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and guarantee a good time

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I'm DJ Sterling what

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Mallorca's premier mobile disco disc jockey

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it's really good

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bringing you an hour of wall to wall exclusives from the week gone by

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from the chart toppers we'll need a lot of oil

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to the Heart Stoppers

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morning the one hit wonders

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don't tell anybody that's rotten

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to the absolute blunders

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scared the life out of me

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bit of a Netflix and most importantly

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hitting all the right notes for some absolute classics don't give

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up up and down

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up and down reverb reverb reverb

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reverb rewind

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stick a rocket up your ass and go for it

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yeah baby

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this is Love Island Unseen Bits

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Life's a game what

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and love is the prize wow

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I would have jumped on that

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wow yes

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I absolutely loved every second

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welcome to Love Island unseen bits

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the show that's more exclusive than Amy and Curtis

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cheers darling

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so if you're hungry to feast on more Love Island action

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but you don't want Tommy to make it for you

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then you have come to the right place to get things started

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it's time for some classic summer camp boys dormitory shenanigans

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take it away Michael

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why is no one using this one

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oh Michael wow

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please scare people from that

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yeah please dude

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no I'll tell you when someone's coming

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I swear to God I will I'll call Anton up here

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mate come here

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have a look what Callum left in the

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in the middle thing the metal one

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yeah that one

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no no no

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next one next one next one there

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that's the most scary thing to come out of the wardrobe on Love Island

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since Amy wore her Nana's curtains

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I love this actually

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yeah this is like literally my like absolute fave outfit

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now X Factor has a boot camp

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so why should Love Island be any different

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so I can exclusively reveal earlier in the week

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the boys dressed up like the blokes from the 1 1

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8 ads and let the girls put them through their paces

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what you do like stop talking

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stop smiling

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right we're ready to put you through your paces

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it's not a time for laughing

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it's not a time for joking

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it's time for sweating

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don't think this is a fun activity cause it's 3 in the morning

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let's go burpees now

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now now now

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now burpees one two

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come on come on

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come on come on

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no stopping no stopping

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I took out my 28 years of frustration on men

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I really enjoyed shouting at them all

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keep going don't give up

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don't don't don't don't

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don't don't

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I enjoyed shouting like my throat is actually hurting now

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I just felt like I needed to get out of my system stop

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hurry up faster

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faster

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no

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I absolutely loved every second of being able to shout out the boys

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like just just going for it

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push through the pain push through the pain

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push through the pain up and down

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up and down quicker

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I'm no smiling it's not funny

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this is ridiculous man

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no one's ever seen me really serious

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I could proper shout at them it was really good

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faster come on

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wait what do I have to do now

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no over and under

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big ones big ones

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big stars no faster faster

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faster faster faster

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faster faster

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faster some of them looked quite sexy doing it

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yeah definitely

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some of them looked quite sexy

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some of them just looked like a complete mess

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no I do not see any sweat on any of you

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you're not working hard enough

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I'm knackered I thought I was fit before this go

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someone call the infirmary because I need a break

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10 10

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it was amazing to be horrible to them for no reason

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ah

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fast fast

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fast fast

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come on hold up

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we shut them up really

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do you know what I'm actually tired of shouting

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you know I never thought I'd get tired of shouting at men

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can we get a new set of boys in please

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the girls have broken these ones

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this week began when we found Deshy

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Danny drinking prosecco alone in the bushes

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but it wasn't long before Amber and you want

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they got text asking them to join him

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ah

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it scared the life out of me

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here's some over zealous reactions

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I'm super excited

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haha ooh

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going out of the villa finally out on a date I'm really excited

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hey you alright hello

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hi I'm Danny

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but here's some bets you won't have seen

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would you say you're a typical Jordan

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what's a typical Georgie I don't know

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you tell me ask for a typical Georgie

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I don't know what one is like yeah

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I like to go out and stuff

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but like I've got an accent but that's about it

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like yeah I'm just like normal because if you was like yeah

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I am everything like that that'd be a bit off putting

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but I thought you said what's a Geordie

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so no like if you if you was like

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oh yeah I am a typical Geordie

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what does that mean is that a big enough

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I don't know you tell me what a Geordie means to you

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I have no idea what a Geordie means

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I don't know many so why does that put you off

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no if if you was like picking yourself up like

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oh yeah I'm a Geordie

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I'm this and that ha ha ha

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it's good that you're like no

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I don't fit into well I like being from Newcastle

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that's good yeah

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I like it

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it was safe to say there was a lack of chemistry between these two

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but with her first class honors degree in biotechnology

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and her master's in pharmaceutical assurance

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could this fresh specimen be the lean

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mean sexy vaccine that you Wendy's been searching for

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hi hey

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how are you how are you

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nice to meet you oh

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oh Mindy's proton

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you look amazing thank you

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so do you get out your notepad

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cause it's time to research the elusive love drug

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good how are you there's a drug for me

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first step carry out meticulous background research

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yes tell me about yourself

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well I'm 21 and I'm a model

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so I do that's what I do for work

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where are you from so I'm originally from Hull

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yeah um

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then I moved to Leeds when I was probably about 18

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OK how long you've been in Singapore

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about 10 months now I'm looking for something again

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do you know yeah

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then analyze the data what would you rate his personality out of 10

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10 oh

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I feel like we went on two different dates why

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cause you said he was real

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she's like quiet yeah

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but I didn't get that I thought he was real

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like joke you talk to them

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do you yeah

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I'm always trying to play cool

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when I see him and I'm talking to him in my head

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like half the time I'm not even listening

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I'm just like you're so hot

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compare your observations to other world famous examples

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however ridiculous they may be

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you know who you kind of reminds me of

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Obama he looks like Obama

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he doesn't look like he reminds me of just something what your date

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your date look like Obama

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there's something about him

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collaborate with other experts in your field or garden

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you grab him and take him for a conversation just do it

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I guarantee you will not regret it girl yeah

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stick a rocket up your ass and go for it no

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that is rocket science compliment and wait the old ha ha yes

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the old touch just the old touch

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there's nothing nicer ha ha and then maybe just slide down ha ha

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I actually cannot believe I'm getting certain techniques

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ha ha from you lads

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be careful with your apparatus

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I think the boys are all sick

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did I tell you I was really clumsy

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really ha ha and finally present a precise conclusion

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is he your type of guy that you normally like

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he's not my type but he's my type

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do you know what I mean yeah

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like he's not my typical type yeah

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but he's my type so that's the love drug

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side effects may include partial nudity

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extreme flirtation bouts of grafting

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cracking on an occasional mild narcissistic tendencies

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not suitable for under eights

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I tried for ages to find a witty way to justify this next exclusive

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but I just can't

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so we're all gonna roll with it and deal with the aftermath

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on Twitter

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can you twerk

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sorry can you twerk

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oh my God yeah

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do it is it is in the legs in it it's in the

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it's in the legs yeah

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cause some people go too low

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yeah and they think like if you if you go into a squat

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you can't move your legs when you're going

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if you go into a squat and try to twerk

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let me see please

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I think this is just about the most I can do

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literally go

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wow

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yeah let's go

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see it looks like you're shaking it

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but

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oh yeah

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he's loving it oh damn

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oh damn girl are you broke it

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it looks good in the swirl actually

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yeah it does turn it up

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ah

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you feel like a girl boss

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you feel like a bad bitch

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you feel like a bad bitch

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you feel like a bad bitch

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this week after coupling up with Tommy

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Molly Mae quickly found herself in a love triangle with Anton

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who would you couple up with

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if you weren't coupled up with your actual partner

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oh obviously with Pete

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yeah that soon became a square when Deshi Danny showed interest

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based on my chat with you yesterday

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and just seeing you around the villa and stuff

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I really want to get to know you more

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but the geometry became too much

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and she decided she only wanted to bust shapes with Tommy

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she just needed to understand his unique personality a little better

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I would say

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I think Tommy and I are a little bit on like different planets

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like he's definitely in Tommy Land um

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but I feel like tomorrow my mission is going to be to enter Tommy Land

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and try and just work him out a little bit

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well you're in luck

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cause here's a message from the tourism board of Tommy Land

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if you're looking for men who have raw eggs for breakfast

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and test of an iron zone by touching it

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then Tommy Land is the perfect destination for you

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it's a place of ancient mythology

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you look like Zeus what is the Greek god of water

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King Neptune Neptune

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well done

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it's jolly good ain't just a pretty face babe

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and the only way I know that is who's SpongeBob

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kidnap tune that's

273
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he's on the you need to tell me that

274
00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,000
you should just been like yeah

275
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,400
I just remember learning that in school

276
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,233
like yes

277
00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:55,833
yes I should have fucked it from his ass yeah

278
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:59,566
you just told me that you know that because of SpongeBob experience

279
00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:02,133
Tommy Land's unique customs and culture

280
00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:04,700
don't tell anybody about what

281
00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:06,166
oh

282
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,066
don't do that it's no

283
00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:11,400
it's not stained oh no

284
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,466
go in the shower that's rotten huh

285
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,100
go in the shower that's rotten

286
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,066
I can't be bothered ugh

287
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,066
steeped in history

288
00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:23,266
Tommy Land offers various educational tours with local experts

289
00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:25,333
what year did World War 1 start

290
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:34,566
1964 no

291
00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:35,800
that's when my dad was born

292
00:12:39,566 --> 00:12:42,466
1942 no

293
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:45,200
what was it 1931

294
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,200
Tommy Land is a place you can go just to kick back

295
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,200
relax and just bury your face

296
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:56,266
in a pillow while a ballroom dancer sits on your back whole yeah

297
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,966
that's tight

298
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,933
we'll need a lot of oil on

299
00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:05,566
wow you're a solid man ah ah

300
00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:08,800
man swear to God mate

301
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,900
I'm hardly even touching it ah ah

302
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,533
oh Kurtis ah oh ah Kurtis

303
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:21,200
I can't take no more oh man Jeez

304
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:24,666
it's the most magical place on earth

305
00:13:25,366 --> 00:13:28,166
book your trip to Tommy Land today

306
00:13:34,866 --> 00:13:37,066
now for another exclusive

307
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,000
down by the pool

308
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,166
Lucy and Michael are trying a bit of wife swapping just to annoy Joe

309
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,166
hey Lucy just come here a minute Lucy

310
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,166
Lucy just come here a minute

311
00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:48,566
come here a minute

312
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,733
baby ha ha ha ha ha ha

313
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:59,866
oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's a fucking snake in there

314
00:13:59,866 --> 00:14:01,300
it's a snake hey

315
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,366
you're a bit of a pussy though

316
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:04,366
so you're not gonna do nothing about it

317
00:14:04,566 --> 00:14:06,566
you mad bro you fucking crazy bro

318
00:14:06,566 --> 00:14:08,500
you think I might tell me to fuck about bro

319
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:09,733
what hahaha

320
00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,833
me and Joe are getting really well

321
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,400
he knows I recoupled with him and I like him

322
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,900
he just always looks like a babe

323
00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,233
you gotta as long as you do the sexy walk out the pool

324
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:24,333
you can have your bed back

325
00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:25,866
ha

326
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,966
get the water flick get the water flick

327
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,800
oh

328
00:14:31,866 --> 00:14:35,200
he's dead hahaha

329
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,700
you actually did it like a bad

330
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,966
oh freak hahaha

331
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,800
the name's Joe Sandwich Joe

332
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,733
the man with the golden bun

333
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:59,166
good here's Michael in the garden watching Anton working on his fishin

334
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,166
good pushing actually

335
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,833
I've got no idea what Anton's doing

336
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:06,100
help 1 so it begs the question

337
00:15:06,466 --> 00:15:10,566
what's going on here find out after this

338
00:15:23,266 --> 00:15:24,466
welcome back to Love Island

339
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,800
unseen bits there's a lot of things in my life I'd like to unsee

340
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,466
like my mum wearing jeggings

341
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,333
the game of Thrones finale

342
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,600
oh and this clip from Anton pushing

343
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,333
but what's going on here

344
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:39,466
hey

345
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,300
and squeeze up good luck

346
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,066
yes is Anton riding Danny for no apparent reason

347
00:15:45,066 --> 00:15:46,933
in broad daylight in the garden

348
00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:56,666
navigating a relationship in the villa can be tricky

349
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:59,733
especially when signals can be so difficult to read

350
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,800
and as all learner drivers will tell you

351
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,133
the most confusing signal of all is amber

352
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,666
so let's see if Michael knows when to stop and when to go

353
00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:12,733
and what's a red a green or an amber

354
00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:15,200
do you think me and him would be a good match

355
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,366
you and him don't do it Michael

356
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:19,666
it's a trap it could

357
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,133
but like I don't know whether he'd be too scared of you

358
00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,900
that's boring why is it boring

359
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,066
you should have said no

360
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:27,666
that's a Red Michael stop

361
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,200
I just don't know what goes on in your mind

362
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,266
I got no idea I'm just like

363
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:32,900
I'm just like yeah

364
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,633
she's just not into you at all

365
00:16:34,633 --> 00:16:37,000
cause like you have a type and like

366
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,233
I do have a type but like

367
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,500
but you're very well in your mind stuck to it

368
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,400
I'd be wasting your time try to like pursue you

369
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,566
yeah when you have a type

370
00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:45,866
but who else would you pursue

371
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,200
I wouldn't pursue anybody exactly

372
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,500
so how are you wasting your time

373
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,633
what else would you be doing here

374
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,633
make more fucking cheese toast

375
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:52,300
you're going to the gym I'll make you some more cheese toast

376
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,933
you shut up hit the brakes red red

377
00:16:56,833 --> 00:17:00,000
I can never remember if Amber means stop or go

378
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,566
they say one thing it was every couple of days and then I'm like

379
00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:03,966
alright OK

380
00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:05,233
I wonder if he's the same now

381
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,600
I'm not sure well

382
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,766
I was just show you then what

383
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,666
come here no

384
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:12,100
what you gonna do it means stop me

385
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,066
oh God he doesn't know he's breaking distances

386
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:20,200
is back behind the wheel what an absolute tripper

387
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,433
I wasn't prepared but I'm a bit more prepared now

388
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,700
are you prepared now yeah green

389
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,600
it's green go for it before she goes back to red if you want to

390
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,066
you got the green light

391
00:17:43,966 --> 00:17:47,866
time now for our weekly Islanders get scared by something exclusive

392
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,433
up this week no

393
00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:50,200
but obviously you know

394
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,166
I'm at that age now Joe

395
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,733
I'm 24 like I want to find someone as well bro

396
00:17:53,766 --> 00:17:55,166
I do want to find someone

397
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:56,866
it's Joe

398
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,200
the fuck was that it's a fucking beetle bro

399
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,200
scared the shit out of me

400
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,066
you were right in my face as well

401
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,366
we all know Curtis loves to dance

402
00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:14,466
he will dance anywhere the lawn

403
00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:16,800
the pool the world is his dance floor

404
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,400
he even dances in the kitchen

405
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:20,866
probably a bit of tap dancing

406
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,100
I'm so sorry kick back

407
00:18:24,366 --> 00:18:25,666
kick back back

408
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,800
kick back kick back

409
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,500
so think kick my hand kick my hand

410
00:18:32,566 --> 00:18:34,066
kick my hand good

411
00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:36,833
and when you do it think about pinching here

412
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,766
so it's like in pinch in

413
00:18:39,766 --> 00:18:43,666
so then you get the shape of the body

414
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,200
yes yeah

415
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:48,966
and therefore your weight stays on the middle bit

416
00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:51,900
so you can actually move quicker

417
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:53,733
stays on the middle bit

418
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,500
so therefore you can move faster yeah

419
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,600
she's single she's ready to mingle

420
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:02,366
she's funny that's part oh

421
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,166
bit of a slippers there aimes

422
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,000
cause Michael could change her

423
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,966
but not he's got bit of a

424
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,500
bit of a nip slip coming out there

425
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:13,100
that's the official dance routine to the bit of a nip slip coming out

426
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,866
oh ladies and gentlemen

427
00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,166
Curtis Pritchard officially

428
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,233
the first man in Love Island history

429
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:21,200
to put a girl's nipple back in her bikini

430
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,300
with the dance rehearsals over

431
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,533
it was time for my Yorker's version of a West End debut

432
00:19:31,666 --> 00:19:33,333
I'm loving the Grace look

433
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,466
I know that's um

434
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,400
you love musicals you could be in Grace

435
00:19:37,466 --> 00:19:40,400
unfortunately we don't have the budget for the original soundtrack

436
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:44,433
but luckily the cabaret duo at my hotel had half an hour spare

437
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,500
so this will have to do take it away Engelbert

438
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:52,033
my favourite music is 50s 60s and 70s yes

439
00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:55,566
I'm an old man at heart I literally love like old music

440
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:59,466
you were my first choice all the time

441
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,733
I think we have like a connection as well like it's just natural

442
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,400
where do you want my massage on here

443
00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:15,366
no I my back yeah

444
00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:17,700
that's that's more where I thought you meant like

445
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,133
I didn't mean where do you

446
00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:21,300
I need to position you in a different position

447
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,700
depending on what you want doing OK

448
00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,566
top of the back yeah

449
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:34,600
oh God this is gonna be awkward now I do have to like can I mount you

450
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:40,566
I thought I better ask I'm not just gonna mount you for

451
00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:42,333
you're in a half relationship now too

452
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,300
I don't know what music I'm gonna pick for this

453
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,066
no definitely not that

454
00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:55,600
ooh yes

455
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,500
that's better ooh

456
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,833
she's a bit tight on this side isn't she though

457
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:00,633
yeah

458
00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:03,700
that hurts a little bit yeah

459
00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:07,666
it's a rotator cuff it's a really really sensitive area

460
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,300
it's a pressure point on your body

461
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:13,366
so what you thought the best course of action would be

462
00:21:13,366 --> 00:21:15,266
is to press down on it

463
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,533
what sports are you good at play rounds as occasionally

464
00:21:22,466 --> 00:21:24,533
I can play a little bit of tennis

465
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:30,966
tennis what kind of sexy massage is this morning

466
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:35,600
he was like so I do want to move things to the next stage right

467
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,000
so we've been my half girlfriend hahaha

468
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:43,066
so the singleness for 26 years is over it's over

469
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,200
I said to her

470
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,200
no one's gonna come in and turn my head now you're seeing each other

471
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,100
yeah exclusively

472
00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,600
you know that bit in Grace where she's telling the story like

473
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,633
oh my God it was the most romantic thing ever and he's like yeah

474
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:55,066
shagged her basically yeah

475
00:21:55,866 --> 00:22:00,066
it's really sexy outfit any touching it was completely PG

476
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:10,200
like you but like all good musicals things are never plain sailing

477
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,366
what you're right what's the matter

478
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,000
what's wrong what's wrong

479
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,166
I just feel really out of my depth

480
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:19,100
because I've never been in this situation before

481
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,500
I really like like him so much and I've never met anyone like him

482
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,800
and I know I never will meet anyone like him

483
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,166
and I just feel like I'm gonna fucking ruin it hopelessly

484
00:22:33,866 --> 00:22:36,133
I promise I won't be a rotter today

485
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,366
you're not at all

486
00:22:41,633 --> 00:22:44,266
I'm totally out of my depth in this whole situation

487
00:22:44,266 --> 00:22:45,200
I don't know how to play out

488
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,166
I don't know what's too much

489
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,500
I don't know what's like not enough

490
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:52,866
I just I don't know all together now

491
00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:11,900
after last night's performance

492
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,966
Curtis caught up with his tea birds

493
00:23:13,966 --> 00:23:17,300
even though one of them can't even make his bird a tea

494
00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:18,866
I feel like you might

495
00:23:18,866 --> 00:23:20,633
I feel like you might get overlooked in this group

496
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,100
like no one asked no one asked to go who you chatting to today

497
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:23,600
like

498
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,400
I feel like if we just assume everything's all smooth and swimmingly

499
00:23:26,866 --> 00:23:27,433
it's all it must

500
00:23:27,433 --> 00:23:28,933
is it is it all chilling

501
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,000
it is to be fair

502
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,700
yeah everything's going really well

503
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,500
to be fair

504
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,600
it's a weird thing like

505
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,966
like girls and relationships in it like

506
00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:39,400
like literally I with the girls I've been in the past

507
00:23:40,466 --> 00:23:41,566
sometimes

508
00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,266
everything is just unexpected in it

509
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,566
hmm cause we all

510
00:23:46,566 --> 00:23:48,000
we all find like I keep saying

511
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,866
like it's not hard to find some people

512
00:23:49,966 --> 00:23:51,600
it's not hard to find an attraction

513
00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:55,566
but I couldn't live with myself knowing I'm with someone who's not

514
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,333
what I see is like an absolute queen

515
00:23:59,066 --> 00:24:02,966
do you know what I mean some people go through life never finding love

516
00:24:02,966 --> 00:24:04,266
living by yourself no kids

517
00:24:04,266 --> 00:24:04,900
fuck all

518
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,800
some people even get in relationships and get married and have kids

519
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,133
and still haven't found love

520
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:10,500
not true love

521
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,666
well I think it's hard to find true love

522
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,366
yeah very true

523
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,966
but I I believe life's a game

524
00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:20,900
and love is the prize

525
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,233
if you find it you find it

526
00:24:23,233 --> 00:24:24,400
if you don't you don't

527
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,433
after something that profound

528
00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:30,766
I think we need a break to really let it sink in

529
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:45,800
welcome back to Love Island

530
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,600
unseen bits like more with Michael on the day

531
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,200
we'll be spoon feeding you

532
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,500
tasty morsels of exclusive footage from the villa

533
00:24:54,466 --> 00:24:56,066
take this one for example

534
00:24:56,766 --> 00:24:59,400
where Anna got her claws out for Anton

535
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,600
yeah baby

536
00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:02,766
ugh

537
00:25:03,033 --> 00:25:03,833
okay

538
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,966
I don't do that I know guys love it when you like scratch your back

539
00:25:06,966 --> 00:25:07,633
with your nails yeah

540
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,066
I do oh oh

541
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:15,200
this is like this is like the most contact I've ever had

542
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:16,566
it was like it was like

543
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,300
can you just get off me

544
00:25:19,266 --> 00:25:21,900
not the happiest ending to a massage I've seen on this show

545
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,800
but Anton seems well chuffed

546
00:25:32,566 --> 00:25:34,800
time now for an exclusive clip of Tommy

547
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,700
trying for a place on the Love Island Pub quiz team

548
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,366
I'm very knowledgeable though

549
00:25:40,033 --> 00:25:41,800
yeah yeah ask me any question

550
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,066
capital of France

551
00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:53,066
capital of France

552
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,400
yeah

553
00:26:02,366 --> 00:26:03,866
it's quite an easy one

554
00:26:10,366 --> 00:26:12,500
it's quite easy let's begin with

555
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:13,766
I'm not gonna tell you that cause it's really

556
00:26:13,766 --> 00:26:14,600
I don't know

557
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,400
come on the capital of France

558
00:26:20,466 --> 00:26:23,266
go on Paris shit

559
00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:25,666
fuck me go ask me another question

560
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:26,500
that's not as it's not as

561
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,666
it's a slip up I need to prove myself

562
00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:29,566
go on do you know pi

563
00:26:30,433 --> 00:26:32,533
pi yeah 3.14

564
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:35,766
alright I'll give you that one yeah

565
00:26:35,766 --> 00:26:39,633
what kind of school did Tommy go to where he knows pi but not Paris

566
00:26:39,633 --> 00:26:42,066
my guess is he fancy his maths teacher

567
00:26:42,066 --> 00:26:45,533
but his geography teacher was a bald bloke with coffee breath

568
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,400
this lot of wangled themselves

569
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,500
the cheapest all inclusive package holiday out there

570
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,333
yet they're still discussing their finances

571
00:26:59,433 --> 00:27:01,566
would you ever let a girl pay on the first date

572
00:27:01,566 --> 00:27:02,966
no you

573
00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:04,800
I wouldn't intend to

574
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,766
but I've been on a date before where the girl was like no

575
00:27:06,766 --> 00:27:08,200
let me pay like she

576
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,166
and she was like she was

577
00:27:09,166 --> 00:27:12,300
like offended that I tried to suggest like she was like

578
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,300
I have my I have my money

579
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,400
I was like OK

580
00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:15,366
I'll be like yeah

581
00:27:15,366 --> 00:27:16,266
it's fine bye

582
00:27:16,866 --> 00:27:17,700
you saw it

583
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,400
bye

584
00:27:19,866 --> 00:27:22,366
if somebody didn't offer to pay on the first date

585
00:27:22,366 --> 00:27:24,666
I'll be like I'm not seeing you again

586
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:28,166
have you ever took anyone on like a cool first date

587
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,266
um

588
00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:31,633
I don't think so not nothing like mega

589
00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:33,066
like horse riding stuff like that

590
00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:33,966
yeah um

591
00:27:34,366 --> 00:27:35,966
no normally just like typical drink

592
00:27:35,966 --> 00:27:37,633
I don't really date that much to be honest

593
00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:38,466
really not no

594
00:27:38,466 --> 00:27:40,700
like I've been on like 3 or 4

595
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,700
like in your life yeah

596
00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:46,400
yeah ever actually not been on that many like first dates

597
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,866
did any interest in one taking you to Paris on a first date mm hmm

598
00:27:53,266 --> 00:27:55,466
that's cool that I was like

599
00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:56,200
what are you doing tomorrow

600
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,866
and she was just like nothing

601
00:27:57,866 --> 00:27:58,866
I was like do you wanna go to Paris

602
00:27:58,866 --> 00:27:59,666
it was she's like

603
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:00,733
oh what

604
00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:05,366
let's go Paris and then what

605
00:28:05,366 --> 00:28:07,566
yeah for how long

606
00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:09,633
the day and then you came back the same night

607
00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:10,100
same night yeah

608
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:12,000
what did you do went to Disneyland

609
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,066
stop yeah

610
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,866
like he's taking girls to Paris

611
00:28:16,866 --> 00:28:19,533
and I can't even get someone to text me back hahaha

612
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,866
if someone asked you to take

613
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:23,266
can you go to Paris for a first date

614
00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:24,366
would you say no or yeah

615
00:28:24,366 --> 00:28:25,733
I'd actually be fucking scared

616
00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:26,800
you know I'd be scared

617
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,066
I'd be like they're gonna murder us

618
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,366
but it'd be nice if someone could ask

619
00:28:30,366 --> 00:28:31,500
you know I mean yeah

620
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:33,200
ask the question so I can say no

621
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,700
so you can say no hahaha ha ha yeah

622
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:37,700
I just wanna reject you yeah

623
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,000
whatever happens now between you two

624
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,366
like you just set a standard as well

625
00:28:41,366 --> 00:28:42,200
by the way no yeah

626
00:28:42,366 --> 00:28:43,633
like if you come out here together

627
00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:45,200
that's it right

628
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:45,833
where we going then

629
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:46,866
where we going she'll be like

630
00:28:46,866 --> 00:28:49,000
where we going she'll give you a list of countries she haven't been to

631
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,266
like no

632
00:28:50,266 --> 00:28:53,133
in these loyal be straight in a car to Magaluf

633
00:28:59,566 --> 00:29:00,433
a few days ago

634
00:29:00,433 --> 00:29:04,000
Anton got a text message that interrupted a perfectly good game of

635
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,066
sit on the bean bags and do nothing boys

636
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,466
tonight two new girls will enter the villa

637
00:29:10,033 --> 00:29:15,900
hashtag dishy dates hashtag make a meal of it hashtag hungry eyes

638
00:29:17,833 --> 00:29:20,000
that's right two new girls

639
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,100
six courses and millions of people

640
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:23,866
finding out that there's men in their 20s

641
00:29:23,866 --> 00:29:25,500
who can't make their own dinner

642
00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:29,766
it's time for all the bits you didn't see during that steamy night

643
00:29:29,766 --> 00:29:33,666
in the kitchen this is grafter chef

644
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,966
look at us unfortunately

645
00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:39,000
the chef whites we ordered didn't arrive

646
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,600
so Danny was looking to dazzle in denim

647
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,400
and judging by his outfit

648
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,966
Tommy was looking for £100,000 investment

649
00:29:45,966 --> 00:29:48,500
in return for a 20% stake in his business

650
00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:51,900
hi boys now they just needed their dishy diners

651
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:55,200
well that and even an Iota of culinary talent

652
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:59,466
starters were up first and Tommy had big aspirations

653
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,833
so I'm gonna do a I'm gonna toast two piece of bread

654
00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:03,833
and I'll put a layer of cheese on top

655
00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,000
with some ketchup and mayonnaise

656
00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:06,633
but but bro we've got like

657
00:30:06,633 --> 00:30:08,100
you got all those sweets all those sweets

658
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,266
you know I don't wanna kill anybody

659
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:10,333
so I ain't cooking shit

660
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,366
and Danny wasn't actually cooking anything

661
00:30:13,366 --> 00:30:15,566
so what's on his Salt Bae impression

662
00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:19,900
to be honest everyone was just keen to see how Tommy's starter looked

663
00:30:21,433 --> 00:30:24,266
that looks fucking boss and he should know

664
00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:27,133
he won the catering contract for Fire Festival

665
00:30:27,966 --> 00:30:29,300
Danny with filmographer

666
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:33,000
chef the professionals with some smooth chat about olives

667
00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:33,600
I was like olives

668
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,833
and I was like some people don't like olives

669
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,333
and I was like oh my God

670
00:30:36,466 --> 00:30:37,366
some people don't like olives

671
00:30:37,366 --> 00:30:39,500
you're right I actually love olives well more

672
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,266
and Tommy well

673
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,100
they weren't talking about olives

674
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:44,700
have you kissed Molly yet

675
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,966
no really

676
00:30:45,966 --> 00:30:46,633
no I haven't kissed her yet

677
00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:47,500
no wow

678
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,833
I would have jumped on that

679
00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:49,900
you already jumped on it

680
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:51,900
I like the straightforwardness

681
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:53,800
I'm sorry but I can't help it

682
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,466
the pressure was on for the main courses

683
00:30:56,466 --> 00:30:58,633
cause these girls had big appetites

684
00:30:58,633 --> 00:31:01,800
and it sounded like Tommy was gonna need to have one too

685
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,200
I wish he was eating me

686
00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:05,566
oh my God stop

687
00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:08,833
Anton and Danny were up at the pass for the main course

688
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:11,500
and unsurprisingly Anton was full of

689
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,533
confidence oh my God

690
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,333
that man is unbelievable is it really that's unbelievable

691
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:23,366
the boys knew Tommy had lost his head

692
00:31:23,366 --> 00:31:26,466
but what about Anton he was eating carbs

693
00:31:27,433 --> 00:31:27,900
thankfully

694
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:31,700
Anton was able to deftly mansplain his way through the situation

695
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,000
I mean no disrespect

696
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,866
like I mean obviously you're 26

697
00:31:34,866 --> 00:31:37,133
you're not looking for a stupid little boy that no

698
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,266
that's you know no about and doesn't know what he's doing

699
00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:41,266
I mean like probably a man that can cook and just

700
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:42,566
just a gentleman effectively

701
00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:44,133
and it's so hard to come by these days

702
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,366
Danny tried to keep it classy with Moira

703
00:31:46,366 --> 00:31:49,000
but the rat ass Henry at the bar waiting for a table

704
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,766
lowered the tone somewhat hahaha

705
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,300
that's the girls hahaha

706
00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:00,200
very childish hahaha

707
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,466
I can do that too con

708
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:08,366
onto pudding and Tommy knew how to satisfy a sweet tooth

709
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,500
in this little square there's gonna be some chocolate here

710
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,900
there's gonna be a blob of jelly

711
00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:15,066
bottom right it's gonna be some uh

712
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,466
jelly babies and then bottom left

713
00:32:17,466 --> 00:32:21,500
it's gonna be maybe a carrot in case they wanna be healthy what

714
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,200
give them options bro options

715
00:32:24,066 --> 00:32:25,100
meanwhile Danny

716
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:26,966
a man who could burn water

717
00:32:26,966 --> 00:32:30,366
gave Michael some last minute tips on making a cold dessert

718
00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:32,000
do you wanna put it in the oven

719
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:34,700
I'm done

720
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:36,766
during the date

721
00:32:36,766 --> 00:32:41,000
Elmer thought of a clever way to avoid eating any of Tommy's creation

722
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,433
how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth

723
00:32:42,433 --> 00:32:43,566
do you reckon you could do all three

724
00:32:43,566 --> 00:32:44,066
yeah I'm

725
00:32:44,066 --> 00:32:45,466
there you are yeah yeah

726
00:32:45,466 --> 00:32:46,266
go on

727
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:47,800
go on

728
00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:49,366
go on

729
00:32:52,233 --> 00:32:53,500
that you gag didn't I

730
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:55,000
that was a poor effort from you

731
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,500
that was a proper poor effort

732
00:32:56,500 --> 00:33:00,733
but Maura and Michael were up to some far more erotic eating

733
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,266
I'm sure that I'll have absolutely no repercussions at all

734
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:11,466
join us next year on Grafter Chef

735
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,400
break time now

736
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,200
but to give you something to chew over while you're away

737
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,333
here's Curtis giving Tommy what sounds like a boxing Pep talk

738
00:33:28,566 --> 00:33:29,866
Tommy you actually need to

739
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,033
you like you need to not beat yourself up

740
00:33:32,033 --> 00:33:35,500
please don't please don't beat yourself up

741
00:33:36,466 --> 00:33:39,200
take some deep breaths into your nose boom

742
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,266
I'll be next does Tommy a

743
00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:45,333
sit on the bed and break it

744
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,400
b let out a stinker of a fart

745
00:33:48,466 --> 00:33:53,466
or c jab Curtis with an uppercut find out in a Mo

746
00:34:05,566 --> 00:34:07,266
welcome back to Love Island

747
00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:11,966
unseen bits think of us as like the moral of TV shows confident

748
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:12,833
engaging

749
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:17,066
and full of outrageous Love Island gold just waiting to burst out

750
00:34:17,866 --> 00:34:18,633
before the break

751
00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:23,766
we showed you a clip of Curtis giving Tommy a good old talking to boom

752
00:34:23,966 --> 00:34:25,066
I've been next Tommy

753
00:34:25,066 --> 00:34:28,266
you actually need to you like you need to not beat yourself up

754
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:31,733
please don't please don't beat yourself up

755
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,733
take some deep breaths in through your nose

756
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:38,666
oh my that's disgusting

757
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,433
that's gonna stink as well

758
00:34:43,433 --> 00:34:44,400
get it out bro

759
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,333
turns out he dropped a silent but violent fart

760
00:34:47,466 --> 00:34:49,700
honestly I could smell it from here

761
00:34:50,766 --> 00:34:54,166
now we interrupt this appalling smell for the news in your area

762
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,466
good evening I'm in Sterling reporting on the ground for Island News

763
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:02,566
Tonight we bring you a special

764
00:35:02,566 --> 00:35:06,466
in depth report on the aftermath of Hurricane Mora

765
00:35:06,466 --> 00:35:09,866
which some experts are calling the biggest storm to date

766
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,800
with a cold front blowing in from Ireland

767
00:35:16,033 --> 00:35:17,266
hi boys

768
00:35:17,466 --> 00:35:20,866
emergency clothing supplies were immediately sent in

769
00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:22,933
oh my god you are

770
00:35:24,766 --> 00:35:28,666
with volunteers already wearing high visibility protective gear

771
00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:30,533
I gave her my jacket as soon as she walked in

772
00:35:31,266 --> 00:35:33,966
victims try to keep up a brave face

773
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,700
when I'm never when I'm never like that though

774
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,500
always joking smiling

775
00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:43,433
but across the board communication has broken down

776
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,900
why are you being like that

777
00:35:46,433 --> 00:35:48,266
I literally told you that I like

778
00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:50,266
I was interested in you it didn't matter who came to the door

779
00:35:50,266 --> 00:35:52,433
right and alright

780
00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:53,566
what have I done nothing

781
00:35:53,566 --> 00:35:54,600
nothing yeah

782
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:55,700
Jesus Christ

783
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,366
what what's the matter

784
00:35:57,366 --> 00:35:59,266
what you want what did you pull us over for

785
00:35:59,966 --> 00:36:01,066
I just want to speak to you

786
00:36:01,066 --> 00:36:01,900
is that alright yeah

787
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,666
it is you seem like you've got a proper attitude

788
00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:06,433
I don't have an attitude I just think like I just can't it

789
00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:07,633
I just don't like people

790
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:13,066
like I'm honest and I will say I can't be mature and I can't be petty

791
00:36:13,233 --> 00:36:17,933
fully admit that attempts at damage repair are failing

792
00:36:17,966 --> 00:36:18,900
I hear ha ha

793
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,533
ha ha from the terrorist tell me that's not childish

794
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,700
it's just you gonna tell me that's not childish

795
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,600
it's just funny just funny you know what's not

796
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,566
you guys are always singing all day you think that's childish

797
00:36:26,566 --> 00:36:27,366
I'm saying that's childish

798
00:36:27,366 --> 00:36:28,200
when I came in

799
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,200
I was nervous as fuck and I got made to feel really welcomed

800
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,900
they're coming in the exact same way

801
00:36:34,566 --> 00:36:35,366
no

802
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,866
the scientific community analyzed the damage

803
00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:41,966
do you know what it is

804
00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:45,300
it's because they came in like really like really really confident

805
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,000
hey girls

806
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,133
and I feel like they kind of set the atmosphere for themselves

807
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:54,666
and anything after that was just a reaction

808
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,533
every action has a reaction

809
00:36:57,266 --> 00:36:58,266
it's just the laws of physics

810
00:36:58,266 --> 00:37:03,100
like Hurricane Mora continued to batter the island

811
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:08,466
if you if you wanna get to know me I'm I'm like all committed to you

812
00:37:08,466 --> 00:37:09,266
yeah

813
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:11,800
causing disruption to passing traffic

814
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,633
I don't play games right but you know what I find really attractive

815
00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:15,300
what

816
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:18,566
like be a fucking man and don't be afraid to say what you have to say

817
00:37:18,566 --> 00:37:20,166
I've been a man the whole time in it

818
00:37:21,066 --> 00:37:22,566
it's fate that we're standing here

819
00:37:22,566 --> 00:37:24,866
listen to me I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck

820
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,533
reports of strange injuries are coming in

821
00:37:28,766 --> 00:37:31,233
my head has done a 560 degree turn

822
00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:32,200
are you joking no

823
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,600
I ain't joking I ain't joking

824
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,233
are you joking

825
00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:38,766
I'm being deadly serious emergency teams started to panic what

826
00:37:38,766 --> 00:37:39,666
should how should I act now

827
00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:40,866
should I act like I don't give a fuck

828
00:37:40,866 --> 00:37:43,066
like I'm so bad at this I don't wanna go and be like

829
00:37:43,566 --> 00:37:44,633
should I just be like just babe

830
00:37:44,633 --> 00:37:46,500
no worries or what what do I do

831
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:50,666
victims were visited by ballroom dancer offering aid

832
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:54,066
if this happened to you would not have said that guys right

833
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,200
in this current state

834
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,800
you're not gonna get the achieved end goal that you both want

835
00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:03,566
leave it for tonight and talk tomorrow on fresh heads

836
00:38:04,566 --> 00:38:07,600
but Hurricane Mora continued well into the night

837
00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:09,466
Tommy do you want to join me ha ha

838
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,033
stay tuned for further updates

839
00:38:15,033 --> 00:38:19,166
I mean Sterling taking shelter in my voice over booth in Mallorca

840
00:38:28,066 --> 00:38:29,700
once the new girls had arrived

841
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:33,233
Curtis and Amy took it upon themselves to explain to Elma what's what

842
00:38:33,233 --> 00:38:37,600
who's who and most importantly that they were exclusive first

843
00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:40,766
so obviously you got us and then you've got Joe and Lucy

844
00:38:40,766 --> 00:38:41,933
mm hmm um

845
00:38:42,066 --> 00:38:45,466
and obviously then that's it for sort of couple

846
00:38:45,466 --> 00:38:46,566
obviously Michael and Amber

847
00:38:46,566 --> 00:38:47,966
potential couple now yeah

848
00:38:47,966 --> 00:38:49,700
and you Wanda and Danny potential couple

849
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,866
potential mm hmm

850
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,400
so we went to the hideaway

851
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,933
we became exclusive so I've heard this is exciting

852
00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:59,100
and then we came back here and then like an hour later

853
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:00,100
Lucy and Joe were like oh

854
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,800
by the way we're exclusive too

855
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,866
oh really

856
00:39:02,866 --> 00:39:05,533
and yeah I think it's like competition a little bit

857
00:39:05,866 --> 00:39:07,400
I don't care you don't

858
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,000
have no no

859
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,933
there's been no real drama

860
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,066
apart from Joe telling me to fuck off last night when I told him that

861
00:39:13,066 --> 00:39:13,633
um

862
00:39:13,633 --> 00:39:16,900
Lucy can cut like I asked Lucy to come sit with us and see her anymore

863
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,833
and apart from that there's been no drama until I was joking yeah

864
00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:22,200
I was joking until until are you sure

865
00:39:22,466 --> 00:39:23,966
I feel like he's really sensitive

866
00:39:24,433 --> 00:39:25,833
I feel like he's a proper sensitive egg

867
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:26,900
make your own opinion on it

868
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,800
OK then yes he's such a grown up

869
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:37,033
now Maura's arrival has certainly raised a few eyebrows

870
00:39:37,033 --> 00:39:39,633
but not Anton's they were like that before she arrived

871
00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,866
as she pointed out to Lucy and Elma

872
00:39:41,866 --> 00:39:42,833
like I'd love to say to him

873
00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:45,400
just leave your eyebrows and leave the hair on your legs

874
00:39:45,566 --> 00:39:47,366
yeah and you're perfect

875
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:49,366
cause that is such a turn off for me

876
00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:54,766
like the whole leg shaving and eyebrows that is such a turn off for me

877
00:39:54,866 --> 00:39:56,700
off complete I'm not even joking

878
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,766
that was the only reason I didn't pick him for a date

879
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,600
yeah but I that's a big thing for me

880
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,166
but I think if he likes someone

881
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,500
and someone like genuinely like someone

882
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,966
but you're asking someone to change

883
00:40:04,966 --> 00:40:07,300
and I wouldn't expect anyone to change for me

884
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:09,233
do you know what I mean the leg thing that that I'm

885
00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:10,700
I'm not really thinking that's asking something

886
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,800
like asking too much of him

887
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,033
if I was to be like I like

888
00:40:13,033 --> 00:40:15,100
say if he genuinely like liked me or he liked anyone

889
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,400
they said I really like leg hair

890
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,166
I think he would grow it out for me yeah

891
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,100
but I mean I think he likes

892
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,233
he doesn't need leg shape

893
00:40:20,233 --> 00:40:21,766
but he doesn't need to do that like no

894
00:40:21,766 --> 00:40:23,866
he doesn't like I like a man man yeah

895
00:40:23,866 --> 00:40:26,700
I like here I don't want someone see some of the girls in here

896
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:29,200
his eyebrows are better than mine like yeah

897
00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:30,966
if I was in bed with him

898
00:40:30,966 --> 00:40:33,900
like he'd feel the prickly hairs on my legs 100%

899
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,833
100% and I'd feel conscious

900
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:36,500
I'd be like oh

901
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,600
I got enough to shave every single day

902
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,166
you could actually like go up and be like

903
00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:41,500
should we shave our legs today

904
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,400
god yeah you shave mine and I'll shave yours

905
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:46,066
I'm not gonna imagine it go ahead Mora

906
00:40:46,066 --> 00:40:47,100
shave Anton's legs

907
00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:50,800
but just remember that the only person who gets to shave his ass

908
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,300
is his dear old Ma

909
00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:01,866
while the boys left the villa for a day of pampering at the spa

910
00:41:01,866 --> 00:41:04,666
the girls decided to take some photos that they can't keep

911
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:06,366
or upload anywhere

912
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:08,500
oh it's too hot

913
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,600
so I need to dip in like you look so sexy Anna yeah

914
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,800
I know you could take a photo yes

915
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,766
we get some photos no

916
00:41:14,766 --> 00:41:16,600
why not it's for the memories

917
00:41:16,966 --> 00:41:18,166
can I use your phone number

918
00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:20,300
of course thanks baby

919
00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:22,233
do you want me to take some of you

920
00:41:22,233 --> 00:41:23,500
no absolutely not

921
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,666
I look terrible right now

922
00:41:24,666 --> 00:41:27,000
you don't look terrible I'm getting

923
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:31,100
I don't look quite like you though darling

924
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,633
shut up are you serious

925
00:41:32,633 --> 00:41:33,966
this is a really good camera

926
00:41:35,366 --> 00:41:36,866
come on take a picture

927
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:38,800
take take a picture

928
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,133
show me more ass I need more ass

929
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,166
what do I do I don't know how to pose

930
00:41:43,566 --> 00:41:44,700
like just pose like

931
00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:45,300
oh yeah

932
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,533
oh take a picture

933
00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:50,800
I think we should do it here girls

934
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,266
and then that way you got the view

935
00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:55,400
just start living your best lives in the middle of a Yorker

936
00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:00,866
oh girls

937
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,166
now there's all sorts of different types of kisses

938
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,633
and in the villa this week

939
00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:18,800
we've seen them all

940
00:42:19,566 --> 00:42:22,366
we've had the rather unconvincing kiss and makeup

941
00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:25,366
are you alright I don't want this to be an issue

942
00:42:25,766 --> 00:42:29,233
and I just hope we can like if we draw a line under it now

943
00:42:29,233 --> 00:42:30,833
and that's it case closed

944
00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:32,400
yeah and we'll all move forward

945
00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:35,933
we'll have a nice night we'll wake up tomorrow and start a new day

946
00:42:36,033 --> 00:42:38,566
so case closed draw a line under it yeah

947
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,933
the classic romantic first kiss

948
00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:45,633
hahaha

949
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:49,866
wow

950
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,300
haha get in

951
00:42:52,866 --> 00:42:53,766
get in

952
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:59,033
haha Danny is first person I've kissed in like a long

953
00:42:59,033 --> 00:43:02,400
like a long time cause I just spend most of my time

954
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,866
like in work or in the library or just doing something else

955
00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:07,300
so I'm yeah

956
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:09,266
it was really weird I just

957
00:43:09,266 --> 00:43:10,266
I felt like I didn't know what

958
00:43:10,266 --> 00:43:11,566
I was doing but yeah

959
00:43:11,566 --> 00:43:15,466
it was myself and Molly had the most satisfying kiss of them all

960
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,100
the kiss my ass

961
00:43:24,466 --> 00:43:28,566
but the question on everyone's lips is what will become of our couples

962
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,600
will Amy and Curtis take a risk and remake the hugely underrated

963
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,700
Grease 2 Will Michael couple up with Amber

964
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,900
and be scared of her in an official capacity

965
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,200
Will Lucy and Joe

966
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,166
continue to prove they know which side their bread is buttered

967
00:43:43,566 --> 00:43:45,566
Will Danny couple up with you one day

968
00:43:45,566 --> 00:43:48,933
and collectively make a nation go ah

969
00:43:49,566 --> 00:43:53,266
Will Anton find himself a relationship that's longer than his leg hair

970
00:43:53,466 --> 00:43:56,966
and will Tommy work out how many degrees he wants his head to stop at

971
00:43:56,966 --> 00:43:59,466
and decide between Moira and Molly Mae

972
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:02,300
but the one thing he doesn't need a degree in

973
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,000
is chatting up the ladies

974
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:08,200
here's a top tip of how to pull from the president of Tommy Land

975
00:44:08,233 --> 00:44:09,600
give me your best chat line huh

976
00:44:09,766 --> 00:44:10,833
hit me are you from Tennessee

977
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:12,166
cause you're only 10 I see

978
00:44:12,966 --> 00:44:16,133
oh my god wow


